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Branded Soldier -
C. Houton - "Twenty-years-old, politics student with a passion for poetry, music, prime minsters question time and 'deal or no deal'".
Cem - "I live in the Turkish Republic of Northern Cyprus, where there are a million things around to write about. I'm 24 and one day I will be a published author, oh yes I will!"
Daniel Higgott/Hopeless Bohemian - "I'm a student from Liverpool, UK. I have been an amature photopgrapher for
years, photographing mainly landscapes and sunsets. I hope you enjoy my work. :)"

David Owen - "I'm from England, and am just generally trying to work my way into the literary world, by writing as much as I can, in as many different styles and on as many different subjects as I can manage. And yes, I am often incredibly pretentious."

Frank Yate - "Blah blah blah...self-righteous...blah blah blah...anti-social...blah blah blah...likes puppies."

Gaz - "I'm a 22-year-old starving artist from a town in Scotland that nobody has ever heard of."

Ghost of Gettysburg - "I’m a Gettysburg College graduate who’s active in politics."

Iris Vaseline - "Take a picture; it lasts longer."

Jezrie Marcano - "'Live! Life's a banquet and most poor suckers are starving to death!' -Rosalind Russell, Auntie Mame (1958)"

Joely Black - "Joely Black is a writer based in Manchester, England. She has been writing for most of her life, and has so far completed 10 books, most of which are fantasy fiction. She has been writing online for seven years, including contributions to the Something Fishy Website on Eating Disorders, National Novel Writers' Month and a number of other bulletin boards and websites. She is nothing if not prolific, and has a personal online diary spanning five and a half years, and a public blog at Her fantasy writing can be found at and She lives on a diet of vodka, potatoes and intensive exercise." 

Joseph Spencer - "I wrote about 6 piss-take blurbs until I decided to just say: good stuff - racism, homophobia, organized religion, anti-femminism and the pope. bad stuff - freedom of speach/thought, the right to live, democracy and the working class...Oh shit. I did it again..."
Laura/princess-peach-pie - "23, Liverpool, UK. Final year medical student. Interested in Obstetrics, Emergency Medicine, Musicals, Singing, Dancing, Reading, Writing nonsense and comedy poems, eating chocolate, buying and selling on eBay and wearing 'interesting' outfits of my own creation."
Lbinzer - "What matters most is what you make of your life. If how you feel from day-to-day is based upon what others think and how how they judge you, then your life has no basis. If you are a person who wakes up in the morning and dreads the day ahead, then your life has no meaning. However, if you wake up every morning eager to start the new day, then your life has meaning, for it has a purpose. My life certainly has a purpose. Every day is a struggle to survive: building new friendships, fixing old ones, learning how to deal with complicated emotions and accepting new surroundings. I find that every day is a journey of finding out who and what you are. I believe that the question "what is the meaning of life" is too broad. I don't think that anyone will ever truly discover the exact reason why we are put here and what we must do now that we are here. Every day is an adventure in discovering the meaning of life. It is each little thing that you do that day, whether it be spending time with your friends, learning new things or just simply staring at the crashing ocean, that hold the key to discovering the meaning of life. I would rather be out enjoying these simple things than pondering them. We may never really discover the meaning of life, but the knowledge we gain in our quest to discover it is truly more valuable."

Maikatellumaiel - "I like cheese.  And Vivaldi.  But not at the same time.  I take some accidentally excellent pictures, write in just about every genre, and am slowly churning out a theatre/creative writing degree at a small Midwestern USA college.  But what it really comes down to is that I like cheese."

Ndiwa Mukelabai aka Sparksnm
- "22-years-old, aspiring lawyer with an army brat upbringing who loves movies, books, meeting people and whose phobia is failure. Just trying to make my way in the world, trying to learn what the rules are before deciding if I should adopt a set of my own."

Pat Sadler -

Poeticsoul - "I write poetry. It's not always good. It doesn't always make sense. I'ts normally not spelled correctly. But it's real and it's mine. I publish my poems on my Open Diary sometimes, but it hasn't been anywhere else."
RLM - "Her real name is Rachel.  She just moved to California.  She says it's all right."

Samijo Dimick - "This peice (*See Short Story Section), I wrote to a friend in San Francisco, whom I am planning on moving in with after february of 2007. He is a genuine person, and it just is basically going over the things I would assume we'd experience together."

Shazar Kanhai -  "Valley Stream, NY, USA: I am a philosopher, photographer, designer, writer and reader; I am a man of spirit and emotions.  I am learning to be human, to be 'Hero,' to stand up for my Self and those around me."

Simply_Enchanted - "
I'm a 21-year-old dropout who loves to write about love."

Splinteredwalls - "If I had a dollar for every person I know who writes poetry or does artwork or photography as a side project or a creativity outlet, I would be able to afford grad school by now...This is the place to bring it all together."

Starwarsarmboy - "Don't fear death, because it's comin anyway bitch cakes. Instead fear never having truly lived...BANZAI MOTHERFUCKERS!"

Tim Bronx - "Hi, I review movies here at The Splash Dabbler and over at my site, I also review individual episodes of television shows. It sure does take a lot of work and time, but in the end, I love what I do." 

White Coat -

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